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Thank you. Thank you.

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Where the fuck that's good should be a
cracking weekend.

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Hey by all accounts. It's a lovely
hotel.

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Oh You and me in a king-size Betty Not

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good

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is it in this position? I think I'd
start getting a bit paranoid

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You're a damn attractive fella.

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When

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you

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pack it in, you single old dick!

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Kofi Annan's just phoned.

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He's offering you a job as a peace
negotiator. You heard that racket from

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next door. I can't hear anything over
the noise you're making. I'm going to

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come round there and turn that drill on
you in a minute. There's no point in

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getting... Just rise above it, be more
neighbourly.

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Ah, there you see?

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What's this?

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You can't have these. You're on a diet.

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No, no, no. I was on a diet. I finished
that yesterday.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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I've only been on it three days.

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And how do you sleep this by me?

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Kath, you said if I lost half a stone, I
could have steak, kidney pie, chips and

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peas as a reward.

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Well, you haven't lost half a stone,
have you, Dave?

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You've barely lost half a pound.

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You've just been twiddling the wheel on
the scales.

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That is not true.

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Yes, it is.

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Yellow.

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Present for you.

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Oh, thanks very much.

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Is he going to be doing this much
longer? I'm getting a headache.

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I know, Mummy has said.

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I don't know why I want security
lighting anyway. It's got nothing worth

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pinching.

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Daniel? Nice beauty boy!

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How you doing?

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All right.

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This is Daniel. Remember you went on
that booze cruise with us? All right.

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I thought you were living in France.

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Yeah, I am.

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I'm just over for a few days to visit my
parents.

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Thought I'd surprise them.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Yeah. Would have been, if they'd been
home.

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They've gone off to North Wales for a
long weekend.

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That's why I'm here.

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There's nothing in the house.

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Oh, I see.

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Are you still with that French lass?

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Juliette? Yeah.

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It's great.

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Perfect, really.

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Though it's tough finding a job over
there.

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They all speak French.

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Hey, so are you at Loose End this
weekend, then?

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Well, yeah.

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Well, not any more, matey boy. You come
with us.

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What? Yeah, we're going on a car
treasure hunt. Oh, that's going to be

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magic. Hey,

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the old booze cruise team back together
again. Well, apart from Clive, he's gone

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down the West Country.

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Yeah, I heard.

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Have you seen anything of Chloe since
you've been back?

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No, I hadn't planned to.

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Oh, it's a bit of a tricky situation,
really, isn't it?

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You mean with her being the way she is?

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Sorry?

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Well, with her having... You know.

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No? What?

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Nothing.

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What's going on?

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Nothing.

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Yeah, just ignore her. She's rambling.
Anyway, treasure hunt.

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My place, 8 o'clock in the morning. OK?

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Right, yeah.

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See you then. See you later.

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Big mouth. Sorry, thought he knew.

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Oh, every day it's something else.

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Well, that was just so that you could
stick around. I'd be able to watch TJ

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grow up.

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Yeah, exactly. How do you like that, you
selfish slaphead?

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Will you keep it down? The twins are
asleep. Oh.

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Sally, hi.

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Daniel, how are you?

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Fine, thanks.

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Is Chloe in?

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Yes, come in.

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Chloe, you have a visitor. Look who's
here.

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Hi.

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Daniel, how are you?

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Yeah, good.

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So... How are things with you?

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Oh, my God.

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What? I mean, oh, my God.

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I mean, look at you.

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You're... you're... Pregnant is the word
I think you're searching for, Daniel.

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Yeah.

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Pregnant.

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There.

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All done.

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About bloody time, too.

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Not in the house, Maurice.

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When's it due?

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About three weeks.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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Why would I?

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Well, I'm the father.

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I mean, I am the father, aren't I?

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Oh, bloody hell, there's been someone
else.

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Look, Daniel, can we please not go into
all that?

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He was just a guy I was at school with,
that's all.

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Oh. Lovely.

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So he's the father then, is he?

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No, I'm not saying that.

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Well, whose is it then?

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It's mine, Daniel.

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Mine.

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Well, yes, obviously it's yours, but it
might be mine too.

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Yes, it might.

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But that's for me to know, isn't it?

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Look, the last thing I want right now is
a man in my life.

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I know they're on again.

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They're off now.

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I can see that.

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They're on again.

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I know, you stupid old... Boris, it'll
be a fox or something.

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What, making them go on and off like
that? No.

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They're off again.

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There must be a fork somewhere. I'll go
and check the wiring.

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Shut up!

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Where have you been?

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Um, out.

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Doing what?

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Nothing. You've been next door, haven't
you?

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Possibly. Oh, what have you done?

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Oh, nothing, nothing.

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Ah, um, gotta go.

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Well, where are you going now?

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Work. I've had a call out.

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Catch you later, babe.

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Bye.

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I said you should get a man in to do the
job properly.

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Instead of standing there having a dig,
why don't you do something useful?

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Like sticking your fingers in the light
socket.

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He's done it again.

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Bloody Randall.

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Where is he?

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Sorry? That delinquent husband of yours,
where is he?

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He's out. He's working.

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What, this time of night?

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Computers don't just break down in
daytime.

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If he gets a call, he has to go.

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He's not off enjoying himself, you know.

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What the bloody hell's that?

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I've got to put in for a bigger car.

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What? That's the best I can look forward
to.

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Is it? A bigger car?

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Is that where our relationship's
heading?

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Um, no, no, of course not. I want us to
go away together, Rob.

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A nice hotel with a spa and a sauna and
a bed. And we will, Jax, I promise.

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I've got it all
planned.

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When?

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Uh, soon.

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Oh, good.

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Oh, my God.

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What is it?

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There's blokes out there with machine
guns.

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That's your husband and his vigilante
mates.

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Oh, they were stupid.

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Bit excessive, innit? Look at me!

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Walk towards me!

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Whoa! Steady! Look, what is all this
about? We were just having a bit of a

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fumble in the back of the car. Yes, sir,
but you've chosen a rather sensitive

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area for your bit of a fumble.

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Chevening.

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Chevening? Yes, sir. The Home
Secretary's driveway.

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We're next Downing Street. Shut up.

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Wish I hadn't told you, Leon. God, you
don't have pushy, I'll admit.

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Why'd you do it?

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It's just a bit of fun. Nobody gets
hurt.

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Oh, yeah. And Leonie, what if she finds
out? I'll just have to make sure she

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doesn't, won't I?

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Is that Daniel?

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Oh, yeah. I bumped into him yesterday.
He's come with us.

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Oh, great.

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Watch it, Danny boy.

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Or should I say bonjour?

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Oh, right, yeah.

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Hiya, Rob. You're still with your French
bird, are you?

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Juliet, yeah.

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It's going really well.

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Morning, matey boy.

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Morning, Dave.

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You made it the night, good lad.

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Oh, what time is it?

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We've got to get a move on.

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I'll go and see the girls.

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Morning, Morris.

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Yeah, morning, morning.

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Hello, Daniel.

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Oh,

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I didn't expect to see you.

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Yeah, he's coming with us, ain't you,
Danny boy, eh?

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Eh? Eh?

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Yep.

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Wow. Where do you get this from, Morris?
Yeah, it's a little gem, isn't it?

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I borrowed it off a mate from my bowls
club.

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Wow.

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Why waste money on an overpriced hotel
when you can have all the comforts at

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home in the back there?

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Well, better get off and pick up the
girls.

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I'll see you at the marshalling point.

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You bet.

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Oi!

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I want to work with you. You've ruined
my lawn, you have. Look, it's Mr Whippy.

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I'll have a 99 and a chocolate ice,
please.

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He wrote tit on my lawn with weed
killer.

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It's not funny.

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It's going to take ages to grow out.

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Bloody vandal. I don't know what you're
talking about, Morris. No, you never do,

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do you? One of these days, I swear, I'm
going to... I will, I'll tell you.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Pick any one you like, mate. They're all
in the same box. Oh, shut up!

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Looming lunatic.

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Bloody hell.

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What? He's come.

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Who has?

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Marcus. Oh, Marcus.

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I met him in a chamber of commerce a
while back.

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He's the boss of this big development
company.

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They order more shower fittings than
you've had hot dinners.

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From you?

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Yeah, I wish.

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Yeah, no, I've been playing him ever
since. This could be big, very big.

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Er, will you do me a favour this
weekend, Rob?

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Could you not be quite so... Well...
Rob.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I've just got to keep in with him,
that's all.

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Don't jinx it for me, will you?

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Good morning, David.

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Marcus, lovely to see you.

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Please. Thank you so much. This way.
Thank you.

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I'm not travelling in that.

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Why not?

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You said you were going to hire a car.
Where did you get that from?

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I borrowed it. From Stockton, son.

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Listen to me, Maurice Stringer. We
cannot turn up at a smart hotel in that.

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Well, we won't be, will we?

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00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,230
What do you mean, we won't be?

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Why spend money on flash cars and a
sprauncy hotel when you've got a flash

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car and a sprauncy hotel all in one?

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00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:24,450
You're not suggesting we sleep in that
thing? Wait till you see inside, Gracie.

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It's a little palace.

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It's got a toilet, shower, telly, little
gas stove.

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I am not cooking on my weekend away.

258
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,550
Yeah, all right, all right.

259
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,920
We'll find a wimpy or something. A
wimpy?

260
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,860
Come on, get moving, or we'll be late.

261
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,680
You haven't heard the last of this.

262
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,740
Ah, Marcus, this is Leonie. Hello.

263
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,660
Delighted to meet you, Leonie.

264
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,000
This is my wife, Kath.

265
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,800
How do you do? Yes, indeed.

266
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,880
This is Rob, Leonie's husband.

267
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,320
All right. How do you do?

268
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,080
You know, I was a bit concerned that I
might be underdressed, but clearly I

269
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,080
needn't have worried.

270
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,650
Who's the creep? He's a big banana in a
building company.

271
00:18:09,030 --> 00:18:10,990
With any luck, he'll be giving my day of
a lot of business.

272
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,950
This is young Daniel. He's just back
from France for a couple of days. Ah,

273
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:18,010
bonjour. Nous avons une compagnie
française à Poitiers.

274
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,390
Avez-vous travaillé là-bas pour
longtemps?

275
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,130
Sorry, mate, I didn't quite catch your
name.

276
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:29,430
Marcus Foster.

277
00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:33,780
Sorry, are you saying Forster or are you
saying Foster with a Ponzi accent?

278
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,600
It's Forster.

279
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400
I'm no wiser.

280
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,920
Shall we get going?

281
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,660
Absolutely. Wagons roll!

282
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,740
Before we go any further, Marcus, I go
in the front, all right?

283
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:46,699
But of course.

284
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,280
I never travel in the front.

285
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,680
I thought you preferred being in the
back of cars, Rob. Will you shut up?

286
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:55,580
Well, this door is not going to open by
itself, is it?

287
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800
Sorry, Marcus.

288
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,900
Actually, that's where you're wrong.
Have a look at this.

289
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,040
Very good.

290
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,740
Well done, mate.

291
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:15,220
You've really pulled a rabbit out of the
hat with this one. What a winner.

292
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,020
I'll give him a chance. He'll be all
right.

293
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,220
Trust me.

294
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,610
Pets would pioneer it. First time?

295
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,470
You're going to have a lot of fun.

296
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:49,990
Pack dot.

297
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:51,510
Pack.

298
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,490
Right. Here we are.

299
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,310
Hi. Hi.

300
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,710
It's Daniel again.

301
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,390
Look, can you give me a call when you
get this message?

302
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,070
Thanks. Bye.

303
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:15,290
Oh, it's a bit of all right, eh, Marcus?

304
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:18,750
Ooh, we're gonna have a great time. One
hopes, one hopes. Yeah, I wouldn't have

305
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,890
expected to see you here, Marcus. I
wouldn't have thought it was your sort

306
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,970
of thing at all, really. It isn't, but
the ladies from my wife's book club are

307
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:26,750
taking over the house for the weekend,
and it was made abundantly clear that I

308
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:27,750
was surplus to requirements.

309
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:32,070
And then when I foolishly mentioned your
little shindig, my wife insisted that I

310
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:32,789
come along.

311
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,190
You don't think for one moment I'd be
here voluntarily, do you?

312
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,090
So your missus has kicked you out, has
she?

313
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:42,020
Let's say that I merely opted for the
lesser of the two evils. Oh, well, you

314
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:45,440
won't regret it, Marcus. We have a lot
of fun, don't we, Rob? Fun doesn't begin

315
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,120
to describe it. They are, see?

316
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,840
Where did we finish last year, lad?

317
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,380
Last, I think, Rob.

318
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,440
Yeah, I think you're right. And the year
before that? Oh, last again, I think,

319
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,460
Rob. Yes, you're right again. Just
ignore him, Marcus. We're bound to do

320
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,500
better this year with such an educated
man on board.

321
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,420
Wherever we finish, you're going to
enjoy yourself.

322
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:05,570
Well, I suppose there's a sort of
ghastly fascination in watching the

323
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,410
working class making idiots of
themselves.

324
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:10,810
Listen, mate, no one's begging you to
come. If you don't want to be here...

325
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:11,810
Yeah, thanks, Rob.

326
00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:12,990
Joke.

327
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,350
Oh,

328
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:16,950
look.

329
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,750
It's the hedgehoppers.

330
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,730
Oh, and the Bromley boys. They came
third last year.

331
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,130
You have to have a name. It makes it
more fun.

332
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:27,309
Does it?

333
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:28,470
Tell them our name, Dave.

334
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:31,810
We're called the Booze Cruisers.

335
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:35,250
Why? Well, because we all went on a
booze cruise last year.

336
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:36,670
It's all up here.

337
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:38,730
Fantastic, wasn't it, Rob?

338
00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:42,409
Oh, look.

339
00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,310
Stick dastardly in the wacky races.

340
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,960
You seem to be making a lot of calls. Is
there a problem?

341
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,680
Oh, no, no, no. I've just got to call my
girlfriend.

342
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,600
Ex-girlfriend, actually.

343
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,340
I think I've made her pregnant.

344
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:06,860
So, you've all got your packs.

345
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,940
Containing maps, clues and answer sheets
and the like. Now, don't open them until

346
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,680
I give you the word, all right?

347
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,480
Now, for those of you who've done it
before, you know the drill.

348
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:23,660
Some answers need to be written down,
some need objects to collect, and some

349
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:29,960
just need photographing. Now, apropos of
this, Dot is passing out

350
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,380
Polaroid cameras and film.

351
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,720
Oh, it's going to be one of those
weekends, is it?

352
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,100
Behave.

353
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,860
Who's that then, Morris? Your pit crew?

354
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,080
Ah, shut up.

355
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,080
I still want to talk to you about my
lawn.

356
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:49,120
OK? Now, these cameras are to be used to
take photographs of certain landmarks en

357
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:53,140
route and have been kindly donated by
Malcolm.

358
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:54,380
Thank you, Malcolm.

359
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,220
Now, you'll know which they are.

360
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,520
because I've put a little camera symbol
next to the relevant map reference on

361
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,860
your form, OK?

362
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:13,580
And thanks also to Dave, who's donated
the first prize, a case of champagne.

363
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:22,720
So I look forward to seeing you all at
about 1.30 at the Royal Oak in Laycock

364
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:28,480
Green, where I shall be collecting your
first set of answers and issuing...

365
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,250
Pack two.

366
00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:32,410
Good luck, everyone.

367
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,530
Oh, and remember, this is not a race.

368
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,210
This is not a race.

369
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:42,790
Why do I bother?

370
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:45,410
Cardot.

371
00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:49,070
Where are you going? I'll be a sec.

372
00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:50,690
We're going to be last again.

373
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:51,930
Oh, Marcus.

374
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:55,890
Please, let me... There we go.

375
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,270
Oh, you...

376
00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:01,890
What's going on? Nothing.

377
00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,070
Who's that?

378
00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:14,550
It's, uh, it's work.

379
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,500
Right, let's get the pack open. That's a
good idea. Might be useful to know where

380
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,500
we're going.

381
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640
Enough or not?

382
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:37,920
Nothing.

383
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,660
We've eight dozen cans of lager, five
dozen breezes, three bottles of whiskey

384
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:47,840
and three bottles of vodka.

385
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,600
Is that going to be enough?

386
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:50,820
Enough for me.

387
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,040
Hello?

388
00:24:59,240 --> 00:24:59,959
Hi, Chloe.

389
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:00,960
It's me.

390
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:05,160
Look, I don't want to nag, but I still
need to know if I'm the father of this

391
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,160
baby.

392
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,260
Or if it's the other bloke.

393
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,980
Oh, for goodness sake, Daniel.

394
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,680
We've been through all this.

395
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,080
Yeah, I know.

396
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,360
I just don't think you're being
particularly fair.

397
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,820
I'm sorry you feel like that, but I
can't talk about it right now. I'm

398
00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:21,820
having a party this evening and I've got
a lot to do.

399
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,100
A party?

400
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,760
But you're pregnant.

401
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:29,700
Hey, don't overdo it. It's just a few of
the girls coming over, that's all. Oh,

402
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:34,000
right, yeah. But still... Sorry, Daniel,
I can't talk about it right now. Got to

403
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,020
go. See ya. Bye.

404
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,700
So, what's the first clue?

405
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,520
At Helder Bridge, your star sign looks
quite good today.

406
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,860
Look for the one after the ram.

407
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,460
Well, that's straightforward enough.

408
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,140
Good.

409
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,540
And there's a camera symbol, so we have
to take a photo of something.

410
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,080
What's he shooting for, bloody idiot?

411
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:09,400
One after the rum. What's that supposed
to mean? I would think it fairly

412
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,060
obvious. Mind you, I do do the Times
crossword every morning, the cryptic

413
00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:16,740
one. Excuse me, I do crosswords too, you
know. Yeah.

414
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,080
But you do the ones with a picture of a
hat with an H crossed out and a C

415
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,080
written in.

416
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,760
I'll let Marcus have the sheets, Rob. At
least that way we stand a chance. No,

417
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,080
I'm a regular on these things. Very
well.

418
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,880
If you think you can do better. OK,
let's see.

419
00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:34,160
One after the ram.

420
00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,040
One after the ram.

421
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:44,160
You know, I think we've got to look for
the next star sign after the ram.

422
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,520
Virgo, we're looking for a virgin.

423
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,780
Well, you may be looking for a virgin,
but we're looking for a bull.

424
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:56,280
The next star sign after the ram is
Taurus, the bull.

425
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,440
We're looking for a bull somewhere near
Helder Bridge.

426
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,740
It's coming up in a mile or so, Morris.

427
00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:06,260
Well done, Gracie.

428
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:08,140
We're off to a flying start.

429
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,460
What do you mean, we?

430
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:12,240
Gracie Salter, you've done nothing.
Nothing?

431
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:13,800
I'm doing the driving.

432
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,940
i haven't driven since the war and i
could do better than you oh right you

433
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:23,200
want to drive do you right yeah all
right then come on oh stop it morris

434
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:30,080
stop it the pair of you what's he
hooting for it's been

435
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,380
like that all bloody morning

436
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,660
No, I'm not sure this is right, Rob. I
can't see any of the others.

437
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,940
Would they really ask someone to climb
into a field with a bull? Of course they

438
00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:55,560
wouldn't. You lot really can't bear the
idea of me getting it right, can you?

439
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:56,900
All right then, Robbie.

440
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:58,360
There's the camera. Over you go.

441
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,360
Uh, me?

442
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,960
Um, no.

443
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,820
Here, Marcus, you'll be needing that.

444
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,180
He's joking, of course, Marcus.

445
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,040
Um, I'll go.

446
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,420
I'll come with you, darling.

447
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:14,820
You better be right about this, Rob. I
am right. Look, there is Helder Bridge.

448
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,540
There is Taurus the Bull. What else
could it be?

449
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,160
Well, we need to be in front of the
sign. Yeah, all right.

450
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,120
Right. Give us a smile.

451
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,620
Can't you do better than that?

452
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:30,380
Oh.

453
00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,020
Keep still.

454
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,259
It hurts.

455
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:34,600
I know it does, darling.

456
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,060
But look on the bright side.

457
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,360
At least we've got the picture.

458
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,600
Yeah. Plus, you must have lost a couple
of pounds with all that running about.

459
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,590
You're looking for a smack in the mouth,
you are.

460
00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:46,090
It is a brilliant picture, though, Dave.

461
00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:51,790
No man is this.

462
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:54,150
Intelligent. Adult.

463
00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:55,510
Worth keeping.

464
00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:00,190
Bugger off!

465
00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:02,830
I'm fed up with this.

466
00:29:03,030 --> 00:29:04,990
No man is this.

467
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:07,510
No man is this.

468
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:09,790
Excuse me.

469
00:29:10,659 --> 00:29:14,060
I think it would be a good idea if I
took over now, don't you?

470
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:15,300
No. Why?

471
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:19,860
Well, your first foray hasn't exactly
covered you in glory, has it? Come on,

472
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880
give him the pack, Rob.

473
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,800
No. Go on, Rob. No, why should I? Dave.

474
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,220
Just give it to me.

475
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,920
Blinding trip this is turning out to be.
He's a good boy.

476
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,400
Can have some sweeties later on.

477
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,120
Ah, you know what we've forgotten?

478
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,560
Servies.

479
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,300
We've got kitchen roll. Fair enough.

480
00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:41,970
Guess who?

481
00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:45,010
Hello, Daniel.

482
00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:46,650
Oh, hi, it's me.

483
00:29:47,190 --> 00:29:48,270
Just checking in.

484
00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:49,790
Everything all right?

485
00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,230
Yes, yes, everything's fine.

486
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:53,570
Good, good.

487
00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:01,870
Right, well, I'll get off the phone
then.

488
00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:04,930
Speak to you later, yeah? Yes, I'm sure
you will.

489
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,270
Bye.

490
00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:10,090
She's panicking.

491
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:12,420
Bless.

492
00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:14,720
I think I calmed her down, though.

493
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,620
Yes, you must be a great comfort to her.

494
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:21,220
Oh, here we go.

495
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,200
There we are.

496
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,880
No man is this, an island.

497
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,439
Oh, well done, Marcus.

498
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,440
Yeah, well done.

499
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,560
I'd have got it eventually.

500
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:43,820
I would.

501
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,900
Apparently, there's a flag on the island
we've got to collect.

502
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200
Easy peasy.

503
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,400
Right, off you go, Rob.

504
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,240
What do you mean, off you go, Rob?

505
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,760
Well, this flag is not going to collect
itself, is it?

506
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,960
Go on, then, you go. Ah, very good.

507
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,100
I told you it was a character, didn't I,
Marcus? Go on, Rob, in you go. Roll your

508
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,100
trousers up. Go on.

509
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,880
Do we know how deep this is?

510
00:31:05,370 --> 00:31:07,650
Well, no more than 10 or 12 feet.

511
00:31:07,970 --> 00:31:09,410
How long can you hold your breath?

512
00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,250
I think I can see the bronze.

513
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,570
Maybe there's a boat. Oh, get on with
it.

514
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:30,750
Oh, God! Bloody freezing!

515
00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:32,950
Oh, would you like me to run in a bit
more pot?

516
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,120
You found it then?

517
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,120
How'd you get out there?

518
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440
I walked across.

519
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,680
What are you, Jesus? You're bone dry.

520
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,260
There's a bridge on the other side.

521
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,700
What are you doing in the water?

522
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:18,780
There's a bridge on the other side.

523
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,260
You know, I thought that might be. Well,
what wrong with me, you matey boy?

524
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,980
Hey, Grace, come and look at this.

525
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:27,580
Oh, do me a favour.

526
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,310
How's your salad, Dave, all right?

527
00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:54,790
I think it's admirable when morbidly
obese people make an effort to lose a

528
00:32:54,790 --> 00:32:55,790
few pounds.

529
00:32:56,590 --> 00:32:59,910
Can I let him say that? Some of the
circumstances I thought about, yeah.

530
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,830
I think we should have another drink.

531
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,170
Good idea, Margaret. I'll have a St
Clement's.

532
00:33:06,270 --> 00:33:08,270
Or maybe I'll just go and get him in
again.

533
00:33:08,910 --> 00:33:09,910
I'll get him, Dave.

534
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:13,770
Thank you. I'll have a large gin and
tonic, please. I'll give you and Sam

535
00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:14,870
again. Ladies.

536
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:16,750
Oh, yeah.

537
00:33:17,050 --> 00:33:18,130
Got your answers?

538
00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:21,710
That's good.

539
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:24,250
Photos? Hello.

540
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,890
Excellent. Got your flag.

541
00:33:27,530 --> 00:33:28,550
It's all right. Yes.

542
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,830
Good. Yes.

543
00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,210
You all right,

544
00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:34,590
Mum? Yes, thanks.

545
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:36,690
Have you dried out yet?

546
00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:40,350
How have you all been getting on?

547
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:44,550
I'm not too sure, actually, Grace. Rob's
been helping us with the clues.

548
00:33:44,850 --> 00:33:45,509
Has he?

549
00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:46,690
Dear, dear, dear, dear.

550
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:51,330
I assume you got the ball pub. That was
the easiest one, we thought.

551
00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,130
Marcus did say.

552
00:33:58,390 --> 00:33:59,249
Yes, yes.

553
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,710
Thank you. Who's Marcus?

554
00:34:01,090 --> 00:34:01,949
I am.

555
00:34:01,950 --> 00:34:02,950
Oh.

556
00:34:03,170 --> 00:34:04,790
I don't think we've been formally
introduced.

557
00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:06,890
Maurice Stringer. How do you do?

558
00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,310
Hello.

559
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,120
I'm a neighbour to these reprobates.
Yes, of course you are.

560
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:14,300
Are you from Petswood too?

561
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,340
No, Farnborough Park, the Glen.

562
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,719
Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Very nice.

563
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,360
This is my wife, Grace.

564
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,380
Hello. How do you do? That's her mother,
Elsie. Hello.

565
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,199
Delighted.

566
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,620
You enjoying the treasure hunt, Marcus?

567
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,960
Oh, I'm beside myself.

568
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:35,760
The Stringers are doing really well. The
Stringers?

569
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,239
It's our team name.

570
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,040
It's not a team name. That's your
surname.

571
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,940
So? Well, you should have a team name
that refers to your team.

572
00:34:44,219 --> 00:34:46,900
Oh, here we go. Like Tithead and Co.

573
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,500
See who I have to pull up with?

574
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,179
Anyway, as I was saying, we're doing
really well.

575
00:34:52,219 --> 00:34:53,219
Thanks to Grace here.

576
00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:55,760
She's amazing at this sort of thing.
Amazing.

577
00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:59,920
Here. Do you know what I sometimes call
her?

578
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Amazing Grace.

579
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,360
Yeah.

580
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Hello.

581
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,080
Everyone enjoying themselves?

582
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,600
Yeah. Good.

583
00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:14,380
Stringers and the Booze Cruisers. Got
your answers?

584
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:17,620
Good.

585
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,320
Photos?

586
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,440
Excellent.

587
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:31,080
Just the one... Little flag?

588
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:33,700
Good.

589
00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:42,770
and question five cones well done

590
00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:45,610
booze cruisers

591
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:52,450
marcus did say yes yes i know

592
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,990
marcus did say can we just drop it now
please

593
00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:10,270
Right, anything else? No, that's all.
Thanks, love.

594
00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:16,610
You're all right, Danny boy. You take
them. I'll sort this out.

595
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,010
Cheers.

596
00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:24,030
Can I have a slice of that pie, please,
love? Certainly, sir.

597
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,190
Salad or chips?

598
00:36:30,590 --> 00:36:32,210
What do you think?

599
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:38,880
Right, everyone happy?

600
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,060
Yes. Good.

601
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,080
Ready for stage two?

602
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:43,740
Yes. Good.

603
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,660
Packs, Dot.

604
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:50,380
Now, five clues to be done this
afternoon, and then we're off to the

605
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:53,980
Linton Springs Hotel, where we're all
staying tonight.

606
00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:55,500
Not quite all.

607
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,700
Oh, by the way, now, question three,
what is the garden gnome in the front of

608
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:04,880
Honeydew Cottage doing? Well, of course,
the answer was supposed to have been

609
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,640
fishing. However, some bright spark
stole his rod.

610
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,680
But we're accepting both answers, all
right?

611
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,760
You're right, Mum.

612
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:17,640
Do you need the loo before we go?

613
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:19,500
Yes, I think I'd better.

614
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:21,360
I'm feeling a bit poorly.

615
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,840
Are you?

616
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,660
No rush.

617
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,060
Oh, stop it.

618
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,200
All right, let's roll.

619
00:37:35,299 --> 00:37:37,460
Where's Rob? He's outside making a call.

620
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,800
All right, let's go.

621
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,120
Hang on a minute, love, you've quit
yourself.

622
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,600
Huh? Have you done that?

623
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:47,540
That's ketchup.

624
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,620
No, no, can't be. Come on, we've got to
go.

625
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,220
David, what have you been eating?

626
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:56,440
Look, I'll tell you what, as soon as I
know, I will give you a call and maybe

627
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
we can get together.

628
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,140
I'll tell you what, try rebooting your
hard drive.

629
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,820
Yeah. Yeah, that ought to do it. And any
more problems, just give me a bell.

630
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:07,420
Okay, bye.

631
00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:09,479
All right?

632
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,459
Yeah, yeah.

633
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:13,020
Think I'd be able to get away from work
for one weekend, wouldn't you?

634
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,138
Wouldn't you?

635
00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:16,020
I had no idea you were so indispensable.

636
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,300
Come on, what have you been doing? I've
told you, nothing.

637
00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:23,060
You're lying. I'm not. That's my heart.
That's not your heart. Oh, give it a

638
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:25,860
rest, will you? See you off, then. Oh,
no, we went for Marcus.

639
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,240
He's not one to be rushed.

640
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:30,460
Leave him here. That'd be my vote. I
tell you, Dave, if he says one more word

641
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:32,500
of me, I'm going to thump him. Do you
want me to go and get him?

642
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,840
Oh, yeah, cheers, Danny boy.

643
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,000
Look, I don't like him any more than you
do, but I stand to make some serious

644
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,320
money here. Just keep a lid on it, will
you, Rob? Yeah, all right.

645
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,940
But once he's signed the contract, I'll
thump him then.

646
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:45,120
Look at everybody. They're all going.
We're going to be last again.

647
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,280
And there you are.

648
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,020
Oh, I do hope I haven't kept you all
waiting.

649
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:55,520
No, no, no, Marcus. No rush whenever
you're ready. By the way, Marcus, I am

650
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,520
doing the next clue.

651
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:57,820
Look how exciting.

652
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,760
I wonder where we'll all end up this
time.

653
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,840
Come on, Grace. We're falling behind.

654
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,120
Mum's not feeling well, Maurice.

655
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,820
But she'll be all right.

656
00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:19,870
She's not well, Maurice.

657
00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:23,570
I think we should stay here and let her
lie down for a while.

658
00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:24,569
Stay here?

659
00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:25,408
Oh, no.

660
00:39:25,410 --> 00:39:28,610
Look, I'll tell you what. Why don't we
put her in the back of the camper van?

661
00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:30,450
Then she can get her head down for a
couple of hours.

662
00:39:31,150 --> 00:39:33,990
Well, all right. Is that all right with
you, dear?

663
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:35,650
Good girl. Come on.

664
00:39:40,390 --> 00:39:41,810
Come on, hurry up.

665
00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,190
Oh, for goodness sake.

666
00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:52,950
Say meow.

667
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:07,890
It's going well.

668
00:40:14,270 --> 00:40:18,670
And it's hi-ho silver lining.

669
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,220
Everywhere you go now, baby.

670
00:40:22,460 --> 00:40:25,540
I see your sun is shining.

671
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,780
But I will make a fuss.

672
00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,700
Because it's obvious.

673
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,820
Do, do, do, do, do.

674
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:34,280
Everywhere in the world, baby.

675
00:40:54,210 --> 00:40:55,189
You're late.

676
00:40:55,190 --> 00:40:58,090
It's a wonder we're here at all with Rob
doing the clues.

677
00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:01,070
This way.

678
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,080
No, I'm sure we've been this way before.

679
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,620
Oh, looks the same to me.

680
00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:30,360
Hey, you got any shears?

681
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,360
You all right?

682
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,900
Yeah.

683
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,080
What are you going to do about Chloe?

684
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,300
She hasn't given me much choice.

685
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,220
She doesn't want me involved in any way.
She thinks I'll be sticking around for

686
00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:44,220
all the wrong reasons.

687
00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:45,780
Well, she might be right.

688
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,720
I mean, you and Juliet, you've just got
yourselves sorted out, haven't you? You

689
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,618
don't want to give that up.

690
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:53,440
No. I still think I should give Chloe
some kind of support, you know?

691
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:56,279
Financial? Emotional?

692
00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:57,700
She's a modern girl, Danny boy.

693
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,440
Modern girls can cope on their own.

694
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Is this the middle?

695
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:04,200
I can't see her, Sandar.

696
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,300
Oh, come on.

697
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,440
Look, just don't rush into anything, OK?
Just think about this.

698
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:12,940
Oh, well.

699
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,320
You going through?

700
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,300
It's a tricky one now, isn't it?

701
00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:17,860
What's a tricky one?

702
00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:21,540
Oh, that's Chloe. She wants to bring the
baby without any help from Daniel.

703
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,200
You jammy bugger, how'd you swing that
one? I'm trying to give him some advice,

704
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:28,120
Rob. Well, I'll give you some advice.
Get yourself back to France before she

705
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,098
changes her mind.

706
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,280
I'm telling you, Daniel, you might think
that getting shacked up with a woman is

707
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,960
all cosy and romantic, but give it a
couple of months, she'll be all over the

708
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,420
baby, you'll be out of the picture, and
all you will have to show for it will be

709
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:42,600
sleepless nights and jumpers that smell
of babysick. Want my advice?

710
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:44,020
Stay single.

711
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,120
Excuse me, lads.

712
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:48,080
Incoming. Hello?

713
00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:53,500
Well, that was helpful.

714
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,240
Ah, shut up!

715
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,800
Can we stop, Morris? I need the loo.

716
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,060
Mum will want to stretch her legs.

717
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,100
Let's stop and have a cup of tea.

718
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,300
Tea?

719
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,120
Oh, all right.

720
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,360
Now.

721
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,140
Don't you dare.

722
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:38,400
Well, it looked all right, that thingy.

723
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,140
Oh, there you are.

724
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,500
I'd almost given up hope.

725
00:43:47,850 --> 00:43:49,410
We've been wondering about it here for
ages.

726
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:50,890
You could have given us a shout.

727
00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:52,190
And spoil your fun?

728
00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:54,010
I hardly think so.

729
00:43:54,350 --> 00:43:55,350
Come on, everybody.

730
00:43:55,990 --> 00:43:57,090
Hurry up, Rob. Take the photograph.

731
00:43:57,490 --> 00:43:58,530
I haven't got a camera.

732
00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:03,970
Won't be long.

733
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:22,280
A quick ten minutes. I'll go in and
order the tea.

734
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,080
Ah, well, that explains everything.

735
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,920
Morris!

736
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:34,140
Morris!

737
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,800
You won't believe what he's done this
time. Look, it's Mum.

738
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,300
I think she's... she's dead.

739
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,480
No, surely not.

740
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,880
Oh, Grace.

741
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,500
I'm so sorry.

742
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,080
Excuse me, can you help? My wife's
mother has just passed away.

743
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,660
Dear, what ward was she in?

744
00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:46,500
She's not in a ward. She's in the camper
van.

745
00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,078
It's gone.

746
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,080
Oh, my God.

747
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,380
Somebody's stolen mother.

748
00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:02,580
I don't know why the hell we've made
this, Kev. Because, my friend, here we

749
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:04,140
fall of good gear.

750
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:20,140
Trust me, Carl, these things are always
full of surprises.

751
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,480
Is

752
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:35,280
Dave still

753
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,100
upset about missing that clue in the
woods?

754
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,640
Oh, don't worry about him, love.

755
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,780
He'll get over it once he's had a hot
bath and something to eat.

756
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,880
We can put you in room 218, sir.

757
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,300
Oh, I would prefer it sweet.

758
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,260
If you have such a thing. Of course, Mr.
Forster. The Wyndham suite?

759
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:52,120
Excellent. You getting a suite?

760
00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:53,500
Yes. Ooh!

761
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,040
Hear that, Daniel? His lordship's in the
Wyndham suite.

762
00:46:57,260 --> 00:47:00,440
Oh, dear, how sadly predictable you are.
You resent the fact that I have status

763
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,640
and money and all you can do is respond
with low-grade scorn and contempt.

764
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:07,160
I'll do what I can. You know, I've
employed people like you for decades.

765
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,380
Talentless drones who lack motivation
and ambition.

766
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,720
For you, it's anything for a quiet life,
whereas for me, it's anything for a

767
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:16,720
better life.

768
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:21,440
Now, I would love to stay and indulge in
a battle of wits with you, but I don't

769
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,000
fight unarmed men, if you'll excuse me.

770
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,440
Hey, got a carvery tonight. Should be
good.

771
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,020
I'm going to get a drink.

772
00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:37,340
What was that?

773
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:45,910
I don't know the registration number,
but it's easy enough to spot. It's a

774
00:47:45,910 --> 00:47:48,690
white camper van with Hoot Me, I'm a
Tosser written on the back.

775
00:47:49,590 --> 00:47:50,590
Bloody hooligan.

776
00:47:50,670 --> 00:47:54,210
I'm going to have worse... Oh, shut up!
Shut up, you stupid, insensitive old

777
00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:56,150
fool. I've lost my mother, for God's
sake.

778
00:47:56,510 --> 00:47:57,810
Oh, yeah, right.

779
00:47:58,090 --> 00:47:59,090
Sorry, Gracie.

780
00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:00,550
Must be the grief of speaking.

781
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:03,250
Hi!

782
00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:04,950
Hello.

783
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:07,610
Chloe. Chloe!

784
00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:09,170
Hi.

785
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:11,840
I hope you don't mind I've brought a
friend.

786
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,400
Of course not. Come on in.

787
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,300
Dominic? This is Chloe.

788
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,940
Chloe, this is Dominic. Yes, I know.

789
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,220
Oh, bloody hell.

790
00:48:30,780 --> 00:48:33,940
Mr and Mrs Swainer, I have some news for
you.

791
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:36,360
Have you found the camper, then? We
found your mother.

792
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,540
Oh, thank God. She was all over the M11.

793
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,600
Oh, no.

794
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,800
Oh, no, sorry.

795
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:45,020
Let me rephrase that. Your mother is
alive and well. She's alive?

796
00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:49,680
Yes. She was driving the camper van in
an attempt to get to your sister's place

797
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,680
in Watford.

798
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,680
But she hasn't driven since the war.

799
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:55,820
That's probably why she was all over the
M11.

800
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,180
We thought she was dead.

801
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,700
Not dead.

802
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,040
Just exhausted, according to the police
doctor.

803
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,080
And she's all right, you say?

804
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:07,780
She's fine. A little disorientated,
that's all. They're checking her out at

805
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:11,500
Watford General, and your sister's going
to pick her up. Oh, thank you, officer.

806
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,540
Thank you so much. What a relief, isn't
it, Morris?

807
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,140
Oh, yes, yeah, absolutely.

808
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,140
I say, when are you bringing the camper
van back?

809
00:49:22,780 --> 00:49:26,280
I'm telling you, Lone, I came that close
to thumping him.

810
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,560
Talentless drone. I'll give him
talentless drone. Who the bloody odds do

811
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,560
you think he is?

812
00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:34,380
Pillock. I tell it. I don't care what
Dave says.

813
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,360
If that kid says one more word to me,
I'm going to thump him one. I know it's

814
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,360
going to cause problems for Dave. I
don't care. I'm going to thump him.

815
00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:49,900
Whose is it? I mean, is it... Oh, for
goodness sake, Dominic. I'm not looking

816
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:52,800
for a man in my life. I'm bringing this
baby up on my own.

817
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,118
Oh, yeah?

818
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,340
Cool. Hello?

819
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:58,000
Aren't you going to introduce me?

820
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,120
Sally Dominic?

821
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,720
Dominic Sally.

822
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,820
Dominic? The Dominic? Yes.

823
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:09,240
Well, this is going to be an
entertaining evening.

824
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,840
Are you sure I can't tempt you to a
glass of champagne?

825
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,300
No, thank you, Marcus.

826
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,420
So your mum's all right, then?

827
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:24,320
Yes, she's fine. I rang my sister, and
she said mum is none the worse for her

828
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:28,200
ordeal. That's fantastic, Pannicover.
Must be a great relief to you, Morris.

829
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:29,500
Oh, yeah, great.

830
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:33,990
Had to shell out a small fortune on new
clothes and toiletries. All our stuff is

831
00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:34,990
in the camper van.

832
00:50:35,230 --> 00:50:36,690
I bet we never get it back.

833
00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:38,030
Oh, shut up.

834
00:50:38,270 --> 00:50:39,270
Just saying.

835
00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:43,950
Bit noisy through there, isn't it? I
think I'll go and have a word. You'll do

836
00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:46,510
no such thing. It's an engagement party.

837
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:47,930
Let them enjoy themselves.

838
00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:49,650
Let's have another round.

839
00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:50,950
Yeah, that's a good idea.

840
00:50:55,270 --> 00:50:56,470
Oh, what? Me?

841
00:50:56,690 --> 00:50:58,130
Oh, yeah, right.

842
00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:00,038
Same again.

843
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Yes, please.

844
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,940
Well, the booze cruisers are probably
six.

845
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,760
Six? Hey, we're not last anymore.

846
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:09,560
Oh, no, with the stringers pulling out,
there's only six left in the field.

847
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,500
Oh, bugger it. Wish we hadn't missed
that clue in the woods.

848
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,100
Well, it's not too late, Dave.

849
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:17,220
We're not collecting the answer sheets
until 11, and then me and Dot are going

850
00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:18,680
to be up until 1 marking them.

851
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:20,260
Aren't we, Dot?

852
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,420
Hey, that's it. We go back to the woods
and photograph that last clue. I know

853
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:26,680
exactly where it is. Get caught.

854
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:30,500
What? You haven't eaten yet? Half an
hour there, half an hour back. Piece of

855
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:32,600
cake. You coming, Danny boy? Oh, yeah.
All right.

856
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,460
I must be mad.

857
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,040
Hello.

858
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,360
Good evening.

859
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:43,740
Are you on your own?

860
00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:45,940
Sorry?

861
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,120
Would you like some company?

862
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,160
Company? With me.

863
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,900
Oh.

864
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,580
Er... Well, that's very nice.

865
00:51:57,770 --> 00:51:58,930
I'm with some friends, actually.

866
00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:00,750
They're over there with my wife.

867
00:52:03,010 --> 00:52:04,010
Oh, I see.

868
00:52:04,210 --> 00:52:05,210
Oh, well.

869
00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:06,230
Another time, eh?

870
00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,470
Why don't you come and join us?

871
00:52:10,070 --> 00:52:12,170
I don't think so.

872
00:52:12,850 --> 00:52:13,850
Thanks.

873
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:19,370
Don't worry. We'll be back before you
know it. I'm going to keep him company.

874
00:52:19,510 --> 00:52:21,990
Make sure you've got your phone with
you. You wouldn't want to miss any

875
00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:24,450
messages. What's that supposed to mean?
Come on, mate.

876
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,040
What's going on?

877
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,160
Nothing. Here you go.

878
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,380
You're going to have to watch out,
Grace.

879
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
You've got competition.

880
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,240
What are you rambling on about now?

881
00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:40,920
The woman over there was trying to chat
me up.

882
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,500
What, the one in the blue dress?

883
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:44,980
Yeah. She's a prostitute, Morris.

884
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:50,600
What? I mean, ask yourself, what woman
who looks like that is going to be

885
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:54,220
interested in a rattled old specimen
like you if money's not involved?

886
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,920
What?

887
00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:00,900
I mean, she hasn't said anything, but I
reckon it's mine. You think?

888
00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:02,840
I thought you only did it once.

889
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,740
Yeah, once is enough with me. I mean,
we're talking quality, not quantity,

890
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,840
yeah? Really?

891
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:12,800
Yeah. I remember this bloke, Daniel, at
school. He's a little scrawny geezer.

892
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,620
He's probably got a little scrawny
sperm.

893
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:19,220
That stands to reason, doesn't it?
Whereas I have got torpedoes in my

894
00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:21,500
trousers. What a class act you are.

895
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,120
No, no, no, no, no. All I'm saying is,
if they wore uniforms...

896
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:30,590
My sperm would be SAS, or his would
probably be Salvation Army.

897
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,090
Half an hour there, half an hour back.

898
00:53:36,330 --> 00:53:39,490
You'll be home before you know it. We've
missed dinner, we've missed the

899
00:53:39,490 --> 00:53:40,870
deadline. Must be around here somewhere.

900
00:53:41,190 --> 00:53:45,110
It's a storm crossing. You said you knew
where it was. I do. It's in this forest

901
00:53:45,110 --> 00:53:48,190
somewhere. It's so sent apart, we
haven't stumbled over that yet either.

902
00:53:48,410 --> 00:53:51,890
Don't be so negative, Rob. It's close,
very close. I can feel it.

903
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:56,520
I think it's just a bit northwest of
here. Oh, it's just a bit northwest of

904
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,720
here. Marvellous. Well, get out your
sextant, Captain Cook. You'll have us

905
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,720
there in no time.

906
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:04,340
Don't be so hard on the lad. It's not
his fault. No, it's yours for having

907
00:54:04,340 --> 00:54:05,940
dragged us out here in the first place.

908
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,860
Shall we try this way?

909
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,500
Oh, yes, let's.

910
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:16,420
Oh! Oh!

911
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,640
Oh!

912
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,200
Terrific. So, what's the plan tomorrow,
Grace?

913
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,840
If you haven't got the campervan.

914
00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:24,920
Go home, I suppose.

915
00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:27,340
After we dragged over to Watford to pick
up her mother.

916
00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:28,600
You can't go home.

917
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:30,420
There's still another day of clues to
go.

918
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,600
Why don't you come in with us? There's
plenty of room in our car.

919
00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:35,860
That'd be terrific. I'd love that.

920
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,860
I wonder where the lads have got to.

921
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:43,060
It's not like my day to miss a meal.

922
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,920
I'm used to Rob being out half the
night.

923
00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:46,140
What a waste.

924
00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:56,490
So, Marcus, what's your line of country?
Hmm?

925
00:54:57,610 --> 00:54:59,070
What is it exactly that you do?

926
00:55:00,350 --> 00:55:03,650
Well, I suppose I could spend the next
20 minutes explaining the complexities

927
00:55:03,650 --> 00:55:06,970
of my business to you, and no doubt you
would not sagely as if you understand

928
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:11,390
what I was talking about, but I think on
balance we'd both be wasting our time,

929
00:55:11,450 --> 00:55:12,890
so please don't let's bother, shall we?

930
00:55:14,390 --> 00:55:15,390
Fair enough.

931
00:55:24,140 --> 00:55:26,980
when you phoned up? I didn't phone them.
I thought you did. Men!

932
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,300
I'll do it. Oh, God!

933
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:29,479
Oh, God!

934
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,480
Oh, God!

935
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,400
I've heard that before.

936
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:39,060
So Dave's having to bite his tongue a
bit in the hope of getting this big,

937
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,140
juicy contract.

938
00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:41,380
Oh, I see.

939
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,920
I wondered why Dave was being so nice to
a man like that.

940
00:55:55,950 --> 00:56:00,490
I think it's truly criminal the way your
husband has abandoned you like this.

941
00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:01,590
Well, that's Rob.

942
00:56:01,670 --> 00:56:02,670
I'm used to it.

943
00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:04,590
I am enjoying our little chat.

944
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:09,150
Why don't we adjourn to somewhere a bit
less noisy and I'll order some

945
00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:11,370
champagne? No, thank you.

946
00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:18,110
So, um, I understand that you and Dave
are going to be doing some business

947
00:56:18,110 --> 00:56:19,970
together. I beg your pardon?

948
00:56:20,490 --> 00:56:22,710
Well, I heard you were the person who
issued the contracts.

949
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,300
Well, of course I am, but I'm hardly
likely to issue one in Dave's direction.

950
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:30,480
Now, don't misunderstand me. I like the
chap enormously, and we've had some very

951
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,480
good times together.

952
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:34,660
But he's not quite ready to play with
the big boys just yet.

953
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,360
You know what I mean.

954
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,040
You've been quick enough to accept his
hospitality so far.

955
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:44,520
Yes, I know. Not fair, is it? But what
can one say?

956
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360
C'est la guerre.

957
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,400
Here we are.

958
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:51,740
Leonie?

959
00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:54,930
Come here.

960
00:56:57,850 --> 00:57:01,810
So, Marcus, a chance for you and me to
get better acquainted, eh?

961
00:57:07,350 --> 00:57:14,230
Can we please get some of these people

962
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:18,850
out of here? OK, um, attention, please.
Can we have interested parties only in

963
00:57:18,850 --> 00:57:19,850
here, please?

964
00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:23,110
Oh, for goodness sake, out! Come on,
out!

965
00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:29,840
It's all right. I've found Alison.

966
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,060
She's training to be a midwife. Oh,
that's handy. Here she is.

967
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,020
Right, Ali, what do we do?

968
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:40,260
Well,

969
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:42,480
that's useful.

970
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,220
That's the end of that. It's probably
the end of us. Don't say that. We'll be

971
00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:05,240
all right. That's what they said in the
Blair Witch Project.

972
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500
What was that?

973
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,320
Oh, it's just my stomach.

974
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:13,240
Well, can you keep it under control,
please?

975
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,540
Sorry.

976
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,880
Hey, we've got mobiles.

977
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,720
We could call for help.

978
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,160
Oh.

979
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,340
Yeah, brilliant.

980
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,420
Who are you going to call? The police?
Coast Guard?

981
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:25,860
International Rescue?

982
00:58:26,330 --> 00:58:28,690
What are you going to say to them? Uh,
yeah, we're in a forest.

983
00:58:28,910 --> 00:58:32,330
We can't give you our precise location,
but it's dark and full of trees.

984
00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:33,890
Oh, yeah.

985
00:58:34,190 --> 00:58:35,190
Good point.

986
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:37,790
Will you please keep your stomach under
control?

987
00:58:38,650 --> 00:58:39,890
That wasn't me that time.

988
00:58:41,690 --> 00:58:42,690
Oh, shit.

989
00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:50,630
Look, I'm really sorry, okay? I wish I'd
never brought us here. You're sorry.

990
00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:53,250
I'll tell you one person I'm going to
ring, Kath.

991
00:58:53,590 --> 00:58:54,850
She'll be out of her mind with worry.

992
00:58:57,260 --> 00:59:00,100
And so you're packing, you're on a
space.

993
00:59:00,900 --> 00:59:05,700
I just want to make the magic here, and
I said, look at my face. I shouldn't

994
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:08,900
have changed, I was giving up. I should
have made it in your game.

995
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:13,560
And I don't know if I just want to say
to you, be flexible and be more as

996
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,560
though.

997
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,880
Walk out the door.

998
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,120
Just turn around now.

999
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:20,540
You're not welcome anymore.

1000
00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:24,420
Well, to the one who tried to praise me,
goodbye.

1001
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,970
Voicemail. I'm just going to bed.

1002
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:30,350
Come on.

1003
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:08,560
i was just thinking what would harry
potter do in this situation it's a good

1004
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:13,340
question that day perfect i'm lost in
the woods with a pair of nutters

1005
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:20,100
never gonna find the car in the dark
we'll have to wait till daylight oh

1006
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,240
that's hours away what else can we do

1007
01:00:29,790 --> 01:00:35,490
It's the silence of my lonely room. I
think of you.

1008
01:00:35,790 --> 01:00:38,550
I think of night and day.

1009
01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:42,430
Day and night.

1010
01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:47,090
I think of you.

1011
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:49,130
I think of you.

1012
01:00:49,590 --> 01:00:54,650
I think of you.

1013
01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:21,230
Oh no.

1014
01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:24,430
What? I've lost the car keys.

1015
01:01:25,089 --> 01:01:26,650
Oh, you are not serious.

1016
01:01:27,050 --> 01:01:27,848
Is that your pocket?

1017
01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:29,730
I have. It must have come out when I
fell in that ditch.

1018
01:01:29,970 --> 01:01:33,390
Well, that just about puts the bloody
lid on it, doesn't it? Oh, no, hang on.

1019
01:01:33,530 --> 01:01:34,530
Hey. Hey.

1020
01:01:34,810 --> 01:01:36,070
Woo! Ta-da!

1021
01:01:38,270 --> 01:01:41,010
Oh, look. The car's just here. The car's
just here?

1022
01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:46,010
We've been sitting on a bloody tree
stump for an hour and a half, and the

1023
01:01:46,010 --> 01:01:47,030
car's just here?

1024
01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:48,570
It's a stroke of luck, wasn't it? Shut
up!

1025
01:01:49,070 --> 01:01:50,150
Keep breathing. Well done.

1026
01:01:53,130 --> 01:01:54,049
Ambulance is here.

1027
01:01:54,050 --> 01:01:55,070
Ambulance is here, Chloe.

1028
01:01:55,330 --> 01:01:56,470
It's about bloody time.

1029
01:01:58,370 --> 01:01:59,710
Just breathe.

1030
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:01,550
Breathe.

1031
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,210
That's it. Relax.

1032
01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:04,510
How can I relax?

1033
01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:05,830
It's the police.

1034
01:02:05,970 --> 01:02:07,890
Oh, bloody hell.

1035
01:02:08,110 --> 01:02:09,670
They've had a complaint about the noise.

1036
01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:14,190
Chloe, sorry, they're complaining about
the noise.

1037
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,510
That was the right laugh.

1038
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:18,850
I'm exhausted.

1039
01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:22,860
I'm surprised at you, Grace. I thought I
knew you. I never realised. You were

1040
01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:23,860
such a... Diva!

1041
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,400
Exhibitionist, I was going to say. Oh,
stop being such a killjoy and get us

1042
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,520
some more drinks. More drinks?

1043
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,860
You'll be lucky. You've had more than
enough... Morris!

1044
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,280
All right.

1045
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,500
Hey!

1046
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,860
Marcus is going up with the tart.

1047
01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:41,900
I don't care what he does as long as he
gives my Dave a contract.

1048
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,680
Oh, yeah, well, he's got no intention of
giving him a contract.

1049
01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:49,180
What? Yeah, he told me earlier he's
stringing him along.

1050
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:50,700
No, Kath.

1051
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,340
There's nothing to be gained by going
after him.

1052
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,620
It'll make me feel better. No, it won't.
You'll just spoil the evening and you'll

1053
01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:00,180
regret it in the morning. I'm not going
to let him get away with it. I'm not

1054
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:03,820
suggesting you do, but now is not the
time. This needs a little thinking

1055
01:03:03,820 --> 01:03:04,820
about.

1056
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,380
Dave will go mad when he hears.

1057
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,080
Oh, isn't he lovely?

1058
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:16,500
Oh, Chloe, he's beautiful.

1059
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:18,600
He looks like Elton John.

1060
01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:20,160
That's a terrible thing to say.

1061
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,460
Well, I can't help how he looks.

1062
01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:23,320
Aren't you a sweetheart?

1063
01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:24,538
Oh, thanks.

1064
01:03:24,540 --> 01:03:25,540
Not you.

1065
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,420
Oh, I'm going to spoil you rotten. And
then when you get to 18, you're going to

1066
01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:31,820
bring all your hunky friends around to
meet your Auntie Sally.

1067
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:35,340
Behave. Hey, I bet your parents are
thrilled.

1068
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,020
Mum burst into tears.

1069
01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:38,940
She's already planning the christening.

1070
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:41,340
Actually, can you hand me my phone?

1071
01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:43,200
There's somebody else I need to contact.

1072
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:47,280
What the hell's happened to you lot?

1073
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,560
Ask George of the Jungle.

1074
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,020
Three brandies, please.

1075
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:53,080
We got a little bit lost, I'm afraid.

1076
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,220
Was that before or after you found the
clue?

1077
01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:59,440
Finding the clue became somewhat
irrelevant after the first three hours.

1078
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,260
Look, I said I'm sorry, all right?

1079
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,440
Dave, I've got to talk to you about
something later.

1080
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,480
No, no, Pet. All I want is a stiff
drink, a hot bath and me bed.

1081
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,479
Not me.

1082
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,480
Oh, that makes a change.

1083
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000
It's clammy.

1084
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:16,540
She's had the baby.

1085
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,720
What's she had? I've got to go. I've got
to get back.

1086
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,040
Well, how much does it weigh? Where's
the train station?

1087
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,140
Well, no. There won't be any train this
time of night. Well, you never know. Oh,

1088
01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:26,980
look, just calm down. You go upstairs
and get your bag. I'll wait in the car.

1089
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,180
You coming, Rob?

1090
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,520
Yeah, all right.

1091
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,040
I'd better go with him. His chances of
finding the station alone are really

1092
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,040
very thin.

1093
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:40,340
You know, apart from your mother being
ill, this has all worked out rather

1094
01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:41,340
well.

1095
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,600
This is a very nice hotel.

1096
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,138
Have to say.

1097
01:04:45,140 --> 01:04:47,380
Well, it beats the camper van, that's
for sure.

1098
01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:48,780
Yeah, yeah.

1099
01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:50,620
I admit, I was wrong about that one.

1100
01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:58,940
And there's something about a hotel that
puts people in a romantic mood.

1101
01:04:59,580 --> 01:05:00,580
Don't you think?

1102
01:05:01,060 --> 01:05:02,060
Oh.

1103
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,720
Yeah, right.

1104
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,100
Oh, do you know what I've done? What?
I've left my glasses in the lounge. All

1105
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:11,480
right, I'll get them. Oh, no, no.

1106
01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:19,350
You go to the bathroom and freshen up
and clean your teeth and I'll be back in

1107
01:05:19,350 --> 01:05:20,350
a minute. That's alright.

1108
01:05:25,850 --> 01:05:26,850
Hey!

1109
01:05:27,330 --> 01:05:28,330
I'll be long.

1110
01:05:28,490 --> 01:05:29,930
I won't.

1111
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,520
I'm sorry to bother you, but my
husband's asleep and I don't want to

1112
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:51,560
wake him. And the problem is that he's
got the key inside the room.

1113
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:52,799
Don't worry, madam.

1114
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:53,799
What room is it?

1115
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,060
The Wyndham suite.

1116
01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:57,220
Mr and Mrs Forster.

1117
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,040
Right. If you'd like to follow me.

1118
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:19,100
If we could just do this as quietly as
possible, please. Of course, madam.

1119
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,920
So by the time we got back from the
station, she's crashed out on the bed,

1120
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:33,460
fully dressed with the television
blaring. Yeah, mine was sparking, I

1121
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:36,240
know. Mind you, she wasn't there when I
woke up. Another pair of them have gone

1122
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,100
swimming. Morning, Dave. Morning, Rob.

1123
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:39,379
Morning, Lawrence.

1124
01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:43,920
I was expecting to see you last night
with a missing clue. No luck, eh? Oh,

1125
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:44,919
never mind.

1126
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:45,920
There's always today.

1127
01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:47,940
Who knows what will happen?

1128
01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:51,580
Well, based on past experience, I think
I can hazard a pretty good guess.

1129
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,640
So, Lawrence, any chance of any advance
tips?

1130
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,460
All the clues are in the packs, David.
You know that.

1131
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,000
Yeah, I know that. I know that very
good, too.

1132
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,860
I'm looking forward to it.

1133
01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:05,560
I just thought you might like to tip us
a wink, you know, what's been in last

1134
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:06,560
place and everything.

1135
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,660
Oh, I can't do that, old man. Sorry.

1136
01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:10,340
Come on, Lawrence, I'll...

1137
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,800
I'll make it worth your while. Dave.
Three years have come in last. It's not

1138
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,319
fair. You can see that, can you,
Lawrence? He's still a bit tired.

1139
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:20,279
I am begging you, Lawrence. I'm so sorry
about this. What harm can it do?

1140
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,478
Lawrence, please.

1141
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:22,479
Please!

1142
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:23,920
How about a show system at cost?

1143
01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:25,660
Half price.

1144
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,240
Free. Dave.

1145
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:29,560
It's a treasure hunt.

1146
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,760
Here.

1147
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:36,939
Come along, Dot.

1148
01:08:49,069 --> 01:08:49,769
Good morning.

1149
01:08:49,770 --> 01:08:50,709
Good morning.

1150
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,529
I'm so glad I ran into you.

1151
01:08:52,870 --> 01:08:55,330
There's something I want to chat to you
about.

1152
01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,189
Oh? It's this.

1153
01:09:04,649 --> 01:09:09,890
I know it's only a Polaroid, but it's a
surprisingly clear picture, don't you

1154
01:09:09,890 --> 01:09:13,990
think? I think I've caught you rather
well, in more ways than one.

1155
01:09:14,310 --> 01:09:15,490
It was you last night.

1156
01:09:15,790 --> 01:09:17,510
I only saw the flash.

1157
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:21,420
I don't think your wife would be too
thrilled to see that, do you?

1158
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:25,800
Blackmail. Oh, yes, I suppose you could
call it that.

1159
01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:27,960
What is it you want? Money?

1160
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:30,460
Oh, please, nothing so vulgar.

1161
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,439
I want you to be nice.

1162
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,279
Nice? Nice to my friends.

1163
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,340
Perhaps I should explain.

1164
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,260
I don't know what came over me.

1165
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,939
It's called desperation, mate. Don't
worry about it.

1166
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,819
Desperation? Did I seem desperate to
you?

1167
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:48,859
Not so as anyone had noticed, no.

1168
01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,100
Oh, goody.

1169
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:52,700
The Earl of Gitdom is up.

1170
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:56,019
Look, Rob.

1171
01:09:56,020 --> 01:09:57,740
It's all right. Not going to say
anything. Don't worry.

1172
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:02,940
No, no, I just want to say I realise how
hard it's been for you, you know, with

1173
01:10:02,940 --> 01:10:03,940
Marcus.

1174
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:07,400
I know you're trying really hard now. I
really appreciate you making the effort.

1175
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,920
Thanks, baby boy.

1176
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,680
Oh, I don't want to say, mate. I'm
moved.

1177
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,280
Mind you, I'd still rather thump him.

1178
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:17,540
Good morning, David. Good morning, Rob.

1179
01:10:18,060 --> 01:10:22,980
Aha, the full English fryer. Oh, here we
go. What's up, Marcus? This all a bit

1180
01:10:22,980 --> 01:10:26,520
too working class for you. I'm sure if
you ask nicely, they'll rustle you up a

1181
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:27,520
couple of quail's eggs.

1182
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:33,920
No, I was just thinking I'll have what
you're having. It looks absolutely

1183
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:36,960
delicious. Yeah, what's going on? First
you being nice, now him.

1184
01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:38,579
Morning, all.

1185
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:40,280
Morning. Lovely morning.

1186
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:42,560
Oh, I can't cope with this. I need to
lie down.

1187
01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:48,510
Oh, David, before you go, I would just
like a quick word. Oh, yeah? You see,

1188
01:10:48,570 --> 01:10:51,210
we've got this large housing development
taking place.

1189
01:10:51,530 --> 01:10:55,030
Oh, Swallowfields. Yeah, yeah, I've
heard all about it. Well, I was rather

1190
01:10:55,030 --> 01:10:58,730
hoping to involve your company in some
way. Would you be interested?

1191
01:10:59,130 --> 01:10:59,869
Would I?

1192
01:10:59,870 --> 01:11:01,590
Marcus, I'll bite your hand off for an
order.

1193
01:11:01,870 --> 01:11:06,370
Putting aside your cannibalistic
tendencies, I'll get my people to make

1194
01:11:06,370 --> 01:11:07,710
contact sometime next week.

1195
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,570
Oh, magic. Thanks very much, Marcus.

1196
01:11:14,030 --> 01:11:15,030
You never guess what just happened.

1197
01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:17,070
Marcus has just had a chat with me about
our contract.

1198
01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:18,289
What do you think you're doing?

1199
01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,169
I'm having breakfast.

1200
01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:21,850
Do I need what you said? You're not
eating that, Dave. I am. No, I'm telling

1201
01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:25,190
you, you're not. Kath, listen... No,
forget it, Dave. I'll get you a nice

1202
01:11:25,190 --> 01:11:27,850
bowl of muesli. Stop it. I didn't have
any dinner last night. No, no, no. Down,

1203
01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:29,129
boy, down.

1204
01:11:29,130 --> 01:11:30,029
Drop it.

1205
01:11:30,030 --> 01:11:32,910
Huh? Yeah. Drop... Oh, you bad boy.

1206
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:34,650
Kath, I've had enough.

1207
01:11:34,950 --> 01:11:36,190
I'm not listening to you anymore.

1208
01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:37,710
But, Dave, it's only for your own good.

1209
01:11:37,930 --> 01:11:40,710
I know you mean well, but I just don't
want to die at all, right? Well, you

1210
01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:41,648
said you did.

1211
01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:42,650
Yeah, well, now I don't.

1212
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,560
You're just going to have to accept that
I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

1213
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:50,880
Look, I'm perfectly happy the way I am.
Take it or leave it. Now, do you want to

1214
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:51,539
hear my news?

1215
01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:53,740
No! Oh, please yourself, I'm having
breakfast.

1216
01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:57,920
Right, everyone, if I could just have
your attention.

1217
01:11:58,140 --> 01:11:59,119
Thank you.

1218
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:02,600
Dot is about to hand out packs for day
two.

1219
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:04,099
Packs, Dot?

1220
01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:11,020
Now, you'll also be getting... ..buckets
and

1221
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,020
spades.

1222
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,700
Donated by Jimmy's Toy Box.

1223
01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:15,940
Thank you, Jimmy.

1224
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:24,640
Now, the need for these will become
apparent as the day progresses.

1225
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:28,760
Anyway, good luck to you all and see you
all by the seaside, eh?

1226
01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:33,000
A bit of a giveaway there.

1227
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,720
Come on, buckets, buckets, buckets.

1228
01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:43,800
Oh, I forgot to tell you, Dave.

1229
01:12:44,380 --> 01:12:47,580
Because they lost their van, I told
Maurice and Grace they could come in

1230
01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:48,580
with us.

1231
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:49,880
You did what?

1232
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:53,240
It's all right. We've got plenty of
room. It's not about how much room we've

1233
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:55,720
got. Oh, God, I knew this was too good
to last.

1234
01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:57,660
Oh, don't be so petty.

1235
01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:00,340
It means I'm going to be squashed up
against old Faceache again.

1236
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,080
It's like groundhog day.

1237
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:06,080
I'm sorry. You cannot deliver the mail
on Sunday, then charge me for the Sunday

1238
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,460
Times. I know there's only 30p
difference, but there's a principal at

1239
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,460
stake here.

1240
01:13:16,170 --> 01:13:19,750
Grace! So you're coming with us now?
Well, if that's okay with you.

1241
01:13:20,110 --> 01:13:21,110
Don't give it a second thought.

1242
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,730
Oh, that's very good of you, Dave. We
really appreciate it. It's great to have

1243
01:13:24,730 --> 01:13:25,529
you along.

1244
01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:26,650
So, who's doing the clues?

1245
01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:28,970
Well, don't give them to Rob. He's the
reason we're in last place.

1246
01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:30,250
Oh, that's a bit harsh.

1247
01:13:30,290 --> 01:13:31,289
It's true, though.

1248
01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:33,610
Cheers. No, what we need is a bit of
girl power.

1249
01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:35,330
Girl power?

1250
01:13:35,430 --> 01:13:37,390
Yes, Mr Lost in the Woods All Night.

1251
01:13:39,030 --> 01:13:40,030
Girl power.

1252
01:13:40,890 --> 01:13:41,890
Here you are, Grace.

1253
01:13:41,970 --> 01:13:42,970
Over to you.

1254
01:13:46,830 --> 01:13:48,010
Oh, for God's sake.

1255
01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:49,430
What? It's work.

1256
01:13:49,690 --> 01:13:53,330
No, it's not, Rob. It's not work. It's
never work. Don't insult my

1257
01:13:53,330 --> 01:13:56,530
intelligence. It's... Oh, it's Jackie.

1258
01:13:57,350 --> 01:14:00,810
Would this be the same Jackie that sent
you four texts in the car yesterday?

1259
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:04,970
The same Jackie you were talking to in
the pub car park? The same Jackie who

1260
01:14:04,970 --> 01:14:06,730
texted you in our room last night?

1261
01:14:06,950 --> 01:14:08,030
Last night? Oh, you're pathetic.

1262
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:12,670
Do you think you are so bloody clever?
But do you know what the real irony in

1263
01:14:12,670 --> 01:14:13,670
all this is, Rob?

1264
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:16,140
It's all the time you've been treating
me like an idiot. You're the one who

1265
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:20,440
hasn't got the sense to clear your call
register or delete your messages or

1266
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:23,520
throw away restaurant receipts from your
wallet. Look, can we go somewhere and

1267
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,520
talk about this? No!

1268
01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:26,580
There is nothing to talk about.

1269
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:28,560
Who is she, anyway?

1270
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:33,120
Another hairdresser, another barmaid,
another aerobics instructor.

1271
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:37,560
She's no one. She's nothing. Honestly,
she's just someone I met. That's all.

1272
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,820
She doesn't mean anything to me. No,
well, they never do, do they?

1273
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:45,640
God, I am just so sick of this. Leonie,
it stopped ages ago. I can't help it if

1274
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,320
she keeps texting me, can I? And I'm
supposed to believe that, am I? Yes, it

1275
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,740
stopped, Leonie. I promise you,
faithfully.

1276
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:55,540
Faithfully? Oh, that's great, coming
from a serial adulterer like you.

1277
01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:58,320
Leonie. Shut up. Shut up. I've had
enough.

1278
01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:02,480
I've closed my eyes to your screwing
around for the last time. Do you hear

1279
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:06,840
me? Now, you're going to call her and
tell her it is over. No more phone

1280
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,360
calls, no more texts, right?

1281
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:10,780
No more contact, Rob.

1282
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,360
None.

1283
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,240
OK. I mean it, Rob.

1284
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,440
If I find out you're still in touch with
her and then we are finished.

1285
01:15:18,740 --> 01:15:21,460
You pack it in now or you are out. Do
you understand me?

1286
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:23,920
Right.

1287
01:15:53,390 --> 01:15:56,030
What are you doing here? I thought you
were off on some treasure hunt.

1288
01:15:56,310 --> 01:15:57,310
I was.

1289
01:15:57,530 --> 01:15:59,370
I left as soon as I got your text.

1290
01:15:59,630 --> 01:16:00,630
Been up all night.

1291
01:16:01,010 --> 01:16:02,010
Yeah, so have I.

1292
01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:04,150
Yeah, sorry.

1293
01:16:07,610 --> 01:16:09,950
So, you all right?

1294
01:16:10,370 --> 01:16:11,370
I'm fine.

1295
01:16:12,230 --> 01:16:13,230
You look terrible.

1296
01:16:13,550 --> 01:16:16,750
Thanks. I mean, really wrung out. Yes,
can you just stop now, please? Sorry.

1297
01:16:20,210 --> 01:16:21,210
So...

1298
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,540
Is this... The baby?

1299
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:25,780
Yes.

1300
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:27,800
Oh, look.

1301
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:29,860
She's gorgeous.

1302
01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:31,880
He's gorgeous.

1303
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:35,900
Wow.

1304
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,000
Can I... Of course.

1305
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:45,460
Look.

1306
01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:58,290
Chloe, I know you don't want to talk
about this now, but we have to sort this

1307
01:16:58,290 --> 01:16:59,290
out once and for all.

1308
01:16:59,710 --> 01:17:00,810
Oh, Daniel, please.

1309
01:17:01,910 --> 01:17:07,230
I know you've got rights, but whoever's
the father's got rights too.

1310
01:17:08,470 --> 01:17:10,890
So tell me, please.

1311
01:17:13,590 --> 01:17:16,310
Am I the father, or is it Dominic?

1312
01:17:17,190 --> 01:17:19,710
You're never going to let this drop, are
you? How can I?

1313
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,500
We're talking about a human being here.

1314
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:26,900
Chloe, this is so important to me.

1315
01:17:28,140 --> 01:17:29,140
I have to know.

1316
01:17:31,540 --> 01:17:33,680
I'm never going to get any peace, am I?

1317
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,000
All right.

1318
01:17:37,780 --> 01:17:42,700
If you really have to know, yes, it's
you, Daniel.

1319
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000
Oh.

1320
01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:51,300
Good.

1321
01:17:57,450 --> 01:18:00,630
I guess we ought to discuss how we're
going to make this work.

1322
01:18:01,370 --> 01:18:03,090
Sorry? Make what work?

1323
01:18:03,490 --> 01:18:04,790
Well, with you.

1324
01:18:05,510 --> 01:18:06,510
Me.

1325
01:18:07,230 --> 01:18:08,230
And the baby.

1326
01:18:09,330 --> 01:18:12,910
Look, I know you want to do the whole
single mum bit, and that's cool.

1327
01:18:14,550 --> 01:18:15,990
But I am his father.

1328
01:18:18,050 --> 01:18:19,590
I should be here for him, shouldn't I?

1329
01:18:19,950 --> 01:18:21,630
And for you as well, come to that.

1330
01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:26,930
You mean giving up France, of course,
but...

1331
01:18:27,150 --> 01:18:30,810
Well, it's the right thing to do. You're
going to give up living in France?

1332
01:18:33,410 --> 01:18:36,710
Well... Yes.

1333
01:18:37,410 --> 01:18:38,410
And Juliet?

1334
01:18:40,610 --> 01:18:41,610
Yes.

1335
01:18:44,270 --> 01:18:46,270
Daniel, that's going to make you so
unhappy.

1336
01:18:46,870 --> 01:18:50,430
And it's going to make Juliet unhappy,
and it's really not necessary.

1337
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,150
But, Chloe... No, let me finish.

1338
01:18:53,050 --> 01:18:57,320
I think that it is sweet that you would
even consider... Sid are doing that.

1339
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:01,100
But it's not what any of us really want.

1340
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:05,020
He's going to get all the love and
support he needs.

1341
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:07,880
And you can visit him anytime you like.

1342
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,500
You'll be a part of his life wherever
you are.

1343
01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:17,980
And I have to say, if he grows up with
half the principles that his father has,

1344
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:22,000
well, I'm going to be dead proud of
little Timberlake.

1345
01:19:24,220 --> 01:19:25,980
Timberlake? Well, here we are.

1346
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,740
Upon the green, there's the sign of a
wise old bird.

1347
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:32,880
Which is the green, there's the sign,
and the owl is a wise old bird.

1348
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,320
Well done, Grace.

1349
01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:35,700
You're a wise old bird yourself.

1350
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:43,580
Good.

1351
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:48,380
Ah, you play away from home, you've only
got yourself to blame.

1352
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,980
What goes around comes around, matey
boys.

1353
01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,980
Yes, he who lives by the sword dies by
the sword.

1354
01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:59,850
As ye reap, so shall ye sow. Yeah, all
right. What is this, the Penguin Book of

1355
01:19:59,850 --> 01:20:03,030
Quotations? Well, people like you want
to learn to keep in their trousers.

1356
01:20:03,290 --> 01:20:06,170
And people like you want to learn to
keep their traps shut.

1357
01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:11,590
You all right now, love?

1358
01:20:12,490 --> 01:20:14,250
Yeah, she's fine. I'm so sorry.

1359
01:20:14,650 --> 01:20:17,290
I shouldn't have gone off like that. I'm
not in front of everybody. Of course you

1360
01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:18,530
should. I'm so embarrassed.

1361
01:20:18,890 --> 01:20:20,310
There's no need to be embarrassed. It's
the grace.

1362
01:20:20,610 --> 01:20:21,710
No. No.

1363
01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:23,610
He had it coming.

1364
01:20:23,710 --> 01:20:24,710
Yes, he did.

1365
01:20:24,730 --> 01:20:28,570
And I'll tell you something, if Morris
ever did anything like that to me, well,

1366
01:20:28,670 --> 01:20:32,490
all right, it's not likely, but if he
did, I'd give him the full Lorraine

1367
01:20:32,490 --> 01:20:33,490
Bobbitt treatment.

1368
01:20:40,670 --> 01:20:41,710
All right, that is it.

1369
01:20:42,390 --> 01:20:49,150
No, no, it's not... Ah, it's due for an
upgrade

1370
01:20:49,150 --> 01:20:50,150
anyway.

1371
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:57,460
Oh, Dave, I thought it was Rob's... I'm
so sorry.

1372
01:20:58,800 --> 01:20:59,940
I can go and get it.

1373
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:03,800
Don't worry, I'll get it. I'm getting
used to wading into ponds.

1374
01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:06,100
Don't worry about it, Rob. It won't work
anyway.

1375
01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:08,000
Come on, then. Let's get cracking.

1376
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:09,480
What's next, Grace?

1377
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,760
Right,

1378
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,440
two more clues and then lunch.

1379
01:21:13,900 --> 01:21:16,580
Woo! And then it's off to the seaside.

1380
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,180
You're like a big kid, you are.

1381
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,440
I must say I'm looking forward to lunch.

1382
01:21:22,010 --> 01:21:25,570
are you marcus which of course is on me

1383
01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:34,710
hmm

1384
01:21:34,710 --> 01:21:41,470
still no sign of the booze cruisers

1385
01:21:41,470 --> 01:21:42,730
they're going to be lost again

1386
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,780
We've just about given up on you, Dave.

1387
01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,360
Oh, yeah, we've got a flat tyre.

1388
01:22:13,620 --> 01:22:16,820
Yes, we've rather missed it, I'm afraid.
The treasure hunt's all but finished.

1389
01:22:17,260 --> 01:22:19,140
We've got the prize giving at three.

1390
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,660
Good. Let's get inside and have a drink.
No way. We're going to finish this

1391
01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:25,380
treasure hunt. It's a matter of
principle now. Yeah, I'm with you, Dave.

1392
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:26,540
We've come this far.

1393
01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:28,080
I haven't claimed to agree.

1394
01:22:28,580 --> 01:22:31,020
Hey, why don't you wait in the bar,
lasses? We won't be long.

1395
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:33,620
Last time he said that, we got lost in
the woods all night.

1396
01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:38,580
All right, then, Dave. Good luck.

1397
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,740
You're marker number five.

1398
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:31,120
Hey, hey!

1399
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:34,740
Ah, there we are, number five. What
exactly are we looking for?

1400
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,060
Ah, margas, me boy.

1401
01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:38,520
Spanish doubloons.

1402
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,140
Pieces of meat!

1403
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,620
Well, actually, it's a tough way of
boxing a big fish in it. That's what it

1404
01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:43,620
was last year.

1405
01:23:44,300 --> 01:23:45,480
Who wants to start the digging?

1406
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:47,400
Oh, not with that.

1407
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,120
Here we are.

1408
01:23:54,620 --> 01:23:58,480
Done this before, remember?

1409
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:02,880
I don't think that's in the spirit of
the competition, Dave. Oh, shut up!

1410
01:24:06,020 --> 01:24:06,500
Do

1411
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:16,940
you

1412
01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:18,840
know what surprised me most about this
trip?

1413
01:24:19,620 --> 01:24:22,560
Rob? No, no, that's not a surprise.

1414
01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:24,220
No, it's Marcus.

1415
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:28,240
I can't believe the change in the man.
He's polite, he's courteous.

1416
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,400
So he's even stopped leering at me.

1417
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,040
And I'll tell you something else.

1418
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:34,980
He says he's going to give my Dave a
contract and all.

1419
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:37,160
I know.

1420
01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:38,380
It's amazing.

1421
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:39,740
Don't you think so, Grace?

1422
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:41,720
Amazing.

1423
01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:45,780
Well, you know something.

1424
01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:47,660
Do I?

1425
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:48,800
Grace Stringer.

1426
01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:50,620
What's going on?

1427
01:24:51,860 --> 01:24:55,740
Well, you know, last night, when he went
off with the tart in the blue dress...

1428
01:24:56,110 --> 01:25:00,410
You know, I really can't believe they
would have buried whatever it is quite

1429
01:25:00,410 --> 01:25:01,410
so deep.

1430
01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:03,810
We don't know that for sure, Marcus.

1431
01:25:04,410 --> 01:25:07,310
Lawrence wouldn't want the tide to carry
it away, would he? Are you kidding?

1432
01:25:07,830 --> 01:25:12,010
At this depth, the JCB couldn't carry it
away. Can't we just stop now and go for

1433
01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:14,010
a drink? Come on, Rob. We're almost
there.

1434
01:25:14,310 --> 01:25:15,750
Where? Australia?

1435
01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:18,330
Have a look at that.

1436
01:25:22,050 --> 01:25:24,270
Am I holding this the right way or...?
Yes.

1437
01:25:24,570 --> 01:25:27,190
I can't... Tell her he begins and she
ends.

1438
01:25:27,490 --> 01:25:28,490
Ah.

1439
01:25:28,550 --> 01:25:30,330
Ah, the mucky bugger.

1440
01:25:30,910 --> 01:25:32,930
He should be ashamed of himself.

1441
01:25:33,530 --> 01:25:35,150
He should, but I'm sure he's not.

1442
01:25:35,990 --> 01:25:38,650
You wouldn't really show this to his
wife, would you? I might.

1443
01:25:39,130 --> 01:25:41,530
Especially if Dave's contract doesn't
come through.

1444
01:25:41,770 --> 01:25:42,769
Well, that's blackmail.

1445
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:43,770
No.

1446
01:25:45,150 --> 01:25:48,030
God. You are a devious woman, Grace.

1447
01:25:48,290 --> 01:25:49,370
I do my best.

1448
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,900
Can I just ask how much longer you
intend to be?

1449
01:25:57,140 --> 01:25:58,200
A while yet, why?

1450
01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:01,140
Well, I hate to be the harbinger of bad
news.

1451
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:02,940
Then don't be. Keep it to yourself.

1452
01:26:03,220 --> 01:26:05,320
That's not entirely going to be
possible.

1453
01:26:05,820 --> 01:26:07,300
All right, Marcus, what's the bad news?

1454
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:11,060
Oh, bloody hell! The tide's coming in!

1455
01:26:11,460 --> 01:26:15,480
The tide's coming in! The tide's coming
in! Yes, we should see that thing

1456
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:16,480
commute, we know!

1457
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:20,640
Hey, help us out. I'm drowning here.

1458
01:26:21,040 --> 01:26:22,640
Oh, come on then, you old git.

1459
01:26:24,170 --> 01:26:25,550
Right, let's get the car started.

1460
01:26:25,950 --> 01:26:26,950
Oh, Christ.

1461
01:26:28,690 --> 01:26:32,770
I'm sorry that we couldn't wait any
longer for the booze cruisers, but it

1462
01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:35,350
doesn't really matter because they
finished last anyway.

1463
01:26:36,510 --> 01:26:39,430
Now, this is the best bit... Where the
hell are they?

1464
01:26:40,130 --> 01:26:41,470
We'll give Dev a call and he's mobile.

1465
01:26:42,830 --> 01:26:43,890
Oh, no, I can't.

1466
01:26:45,630 --> 01:26:50,910
I'll call Rob. And secateurs, could I
have the captain of the Bromley Boy?

1467
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,780
No, it's a bit tricky at the moment.
Kath can't really talk.

1468
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:59,000
No, we're expecting a Sea King
helicopter any minute.

1469
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:05,160
Yeah. Yeah, Lord Tosspot here backed the
car straight into the hole we dug on the

1470
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:07,460
beach. That really wasn't my fault.

1471
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:10,420
I haven't driven a car in nearly 30
years.

1472
01:27:10,740 --> 01:27:14,000
Come on, Rob. Leave him alone. It's not
his fault. Oh, I do hope they winch you

1473
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:17,820
two up together so you can carry on
kissing his arse. Do you have to be so

1474
01:27:17,820 --> 01:27:20,320
vulgar? I'll wind your neck in, you
totter.

1475
01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:21,860
Totter!

1476
01:27:22,350 --> 01:27:26,070
I knew you were right on the back of my
camper van. And don't you bloody start.

1477
01:27:26,170 --> 01:27:28,250
I should have left you in the hole. Calm
down, will you?

1478
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:44,110
We're all going on a summer holiday.

1479
01:27:44,310 --> 01:27:46,130
No more work. Come on.

1480
01:27:46,450 --> 01:27:49,650
We got to front and left.

1481
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:23,760
Oh, we've had some adventures.

1482
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:25,600
Well,

1483
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:31,320
I've enjoyed it. Does the sun shine on
the planet you come from? It's been a

1484
01:28:31,320 --> 01:28:35,180
nightmare from beginning to end. I must
admit, from a perverse point of view,

1485
01:28:35,220 --> 01:28:36,520
that I have enjoyed it too.

1486
01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:38,220
Oh, there you are, you see.

1487
01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:42,060
You know, normally you're the sort of
people I would cross the road to avoid.

1488
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,500
But actually, you've all been rather
entertaining.

1489
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:49,300
Ah, here comes my man now.

1490
01:28:49,660 --> 01:28:54,480
So, I'll say goodnight and we'll talk
next week about the contract.

1491
01:28:54,940 --> 01:28:55,940
Contract?

1492
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:57,280
Oh,

1493
01:28:58,480 --> 01:28:59,480
yes.

1494
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:02,260
The contract.

1495
01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:04,220
Next week.

1496
01:29:04,420 --> 01:29:06,260
Anyway, goodnight. Goodnight, Marcus.

1497
01:29:09,820 --> 01:29:10,920
We'll be off too.

1498
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,800
Goodnight.

1499
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:14,960
Cheerio. Goodnight.

1500
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,200
I don't think I've forgotten about my
lawn. Good night.

1501
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:21,159
See you.

1502
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:22,800
Night, Claire. See you, sweetheart.

1503
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:24,360
Night, Rob.

1504
01:29:24,380 --> 01:29:25,379
Behave yourself.

1505
01:29:25,380 --> 01:29:26,339
See you, Roberto.

1506
01:29:26,340 --> 01:29:33,240
I was just saying, it's going to take
months for that lawn to grow

1507
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:35,740
out. Oh, give it a rest, Maurice,
please.

1508
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,420
Oh, no.

1509
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:40,140
She's back.

1510
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:44,340
You think she could stay in Wofford for
a week or two?

1511
01:29:44,830 --> 01:29:45,830
Oh, she fell.

1512
01:29:46,830 --> 01:29:47,970
They're on again.

1513
01:29:48,370 --> 01:29:50,010
I know they're on again.

1514
01:29:51,810 --> 01:29:57,090
No, Leonie, you

1515
01:29:57,090 --> 01:29:59,410
don't understand.

1516
01:30:28,430 --> 01:30:29,630
Well, it worked out well in the end.

1517
01:30:29,930 --> 01:30:31,370
I said we came last again.

1518
01:30:31,690 --> 01:30:33,370
Oh, who cares? There's always next year.

1519
01:30:34,170 --> 01:30:35,170
Doesn't matter.

1520
01:30:35,230 --> 01:30:37,110
Because I've got a special prize for you
anyway.

1521
01:30:37,470 --> 01:30:38,750
Oh, special prize?

1522
01:30:39,130 --> 01:30:40,130
Yes, big fella.

1523
01:30:41,430 --> 01:30:47,630
I have got something for you that I know
you're going to love. Yeah?

1524
01:30:49,370 --> 01:30:51,790
I would have steak and kidney pie, chips
and pea sound.

1525
01:30:52,150 --> 01:30:53,810
Oh, come here, you.